They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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