whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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