I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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