was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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