Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Please, let me fuck your mom
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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