There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.