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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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