I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
