Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You are the jesus of drinking
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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