quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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