Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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