so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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