I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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