I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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