He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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