6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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