he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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