Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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