be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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