i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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