We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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