So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
ok first of all what the fuck
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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