Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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