Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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