A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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