508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
That accounts for only three of the penises
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Terrible idea I love it
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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