I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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