It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go