He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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