Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
