did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I cockslap morals
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I deserve to be covered in dicks
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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