I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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