god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Alive.
So much puke
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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