I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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