that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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