I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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