I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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