i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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