why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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