what if I'm pregnant?
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xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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