If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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