so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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