hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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