bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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