I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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