I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
its not stalking. its research.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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