I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I need a burrito and a hug.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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