i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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