is your mom at the bar?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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