Buhtt sex?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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