I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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