Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
we're so committed to being not committed
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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