you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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