Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Just puked most of my soul out..
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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