i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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