So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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