I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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